Are you ready, kids?
KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob... SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( plays airy tune )
( waves crashing, seagulls calling )
♪ Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me ♪
♪ Said... ♪
♪ "It's gonna be a good one, just wait and see." ♪
♪ Jumped out of bed ♪
♪ And I ran outside ♪
♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever. ♪
Hey, Gary.
(meowing)
Why is this the best day ever, you ask?
Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day
bringing life to a whole new generation
of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous
midday session of karate with Sandy,
and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,
where I'll unveil
my newest, most-prized possession:
the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro.
And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends
joining together
for Squidward's clarinet recital.
(panting)
I am so excited,
I think I'm gonna explode!
(straining)
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day. ♪
(laughing)
(grunting)
Get out of the way, boy!
(straining)
Whoa! (grunting)
Me building's been condemned, boy.
We've got ourselves a nematode infestation.
(chomping)
(buzzing)
(belching)
(gasps)
But... the best day ever
starts at The Krusty Krab.
Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
(buzzing)
Ow!
Guys,
you're ruining the...
(off-key): ♪ Best day... ♪
(clears throat)
Wait, no.
(off-key): ♪ Best day... ♪
(playing "Best Day Ever")
Huh?
(playing "Best Day Ever")
(chattering excitedly)
(sighs) Oh.
(gasps)
Keep playing, lad!
Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant.
(playing "Best Day Ever")
(chattering excitedly)
(descending whistle)
(chattering excitedly)
(snoring)
(beeping)
(gasps)
Whoa!
I got to get to Sandy's!
Wait till Sandy gets a load
of these adhesive karate gloves.
Hyah!
(giggling)
(laughing)
Whoa!
Hyah!
SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!
Oh, just a little something l like to call karate.
I can't right now, SpongeBob.
I've got a leak in my roof
the size of a full-grown quarterhorse.
Mm-hmm.
I see.
Okay, then, I'll come back later.
Hyah!
Knock... it... off!
(screaming, thud)
(gasps)
It stopped?
SpongeBob!
Yeah?
Hang on.
I'm going to go get some sealant and patch and trowel.
(groans): Oh.
No Krabby Patties, no karate.
But at least I still have jellyfishing with...
Hey, there he is now!
(laughing)
Wait for me, Patrick.
I've got a brand-new...
(sobbing)
What's wrong, Patrick?
I broke my net!
(sobbing)
Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net.
For me?
(giggling)
Yeah, I won't be needing it
now that I got my brand-new...
(crunching)
(sobbing)
SpongeBob, I broke...
Can I use this one?
Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.
Yeah?
(jellyfish buzzing)
(Patrick laughing)
Okay, Patrick, it's my turn now.
(laughing)
Hey, Patrick?
Pat, old buddy.
P-Patrick?
It's my turn now.
(laughing)
Whee!
(sighs)
I guess I'll see you at the concert.
(sadly): ♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever... ♪
Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good.
No work, no karate,
no jellyfishing.
Hey, I still have Squidward's concert!
l won't let this one slip through my fingers.
(sobbing)
Hey, Squidward.
Squidward, what's wrong?
The concert is ruined.
My reed is shot.
See?
I'm finished.
Pull yourself together, man!
I came here for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!
(sobbing): But my reed.
(pop)
Now play.
But...
I said play!
(playing riff)
Not bad.
Now, get in there and give me a concert to remember.
Where do you think you're going, kid?
I'm gonna see Squidward play his clarinet.
Today is my best day ever.
Where's your ticket?
One ticket coming right up, Captain.
(jingling)
Must be in here somewhere.
(jingling)
I don't have a ticket.
No ticket, no entry.
But... No ticket, no entry!
Oh, dear.
I don't have a ticket.
But I want to go to this show.
Hmm, what should I do?
Oh, I know.
I'll just sneak in the back door.
(humming)
Oh, no, you don't!
(laughing)
SpongeBob, you are so...
Ticket, please.
(clattering)
(screaming)
(tires squealing)
Ticket, ma'am.
Certainly.
(jingling, SpongeBob giggling)
SpongeBob?
You?
This time, I'm gonna...
Wait a minute.
Did you say SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants?
You're on the VIP list.
(gasping)
A reserved seat.
Next to my friends?
I made it!
All I have to do is sit down and...
(cheering)
No...!
No!
It is not over!
(crowd gasping) Huh?
This was supposed to be my perfect day.
But then everything...
Sit down!
And everything turned to doo-doo.
It's okay, SpongeBob.
No, it's not okay!
This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing
the best job in the world: working at The Krusty Krab.
Boy, you saved me barnacle
the way you put the run on them nematodes.
(sniffles) Yeah, I guess so.
But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy.
l know, but you saved the tree dome.
Pretty cool, if you ask me.
Well, I suppose.
But then I was gonna go jellyfishing with Patrick.
But then you...
Uh, what'd you do again?
And I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't
fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.
You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you
or your perfect day or any of those things.
It's not?
No.
(chuckles)
It's about us.
It is?
Yep.
And since you did such a good job,
we want to make it up to you.
You do?
So just tell us anything your little heart desires,
and it's yours.
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present
a very expensive production of
"The Best Day Ever."
And it'd better be good for all it's costing me.
(applause, cheering)
♪ My perfect job starts my perfect day ♪
♪ Then it's time to kick back, relax and play ♪
That wasn't in the budget!
♪ Sing along ♪
♪ Hear that happy sound ♪
♪ Don't let those sour notes bring you down ♪
Hey! That's where it's at!
I'm not paying for that!
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪ (applause)
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever. ♪
How long do we have to keep this up?
Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward.
Just till his little heart gives out.